Thursday, August 03, 2006

鼻涕

近日, 鼻子像开了水龙头那样, 一直流个不停.
前天还在cubicle里包了一箩“云吞”!
鼻子都快被擦掉了,
不晓得鼻子上有多少细胞被“擦”死了. =(

在马来西亚,
许多人在早上都会"浠浠涮涮"的.
※ 我不是指花儿乐队的《洗涮涮》哦, 而是指鼻塞时发出来的声音. ※
我是其中一位. (特别在冷气的地方)
起床后, 鼻子总是痒痒的,
“浠浠涮涮” -- 对我来说, 是一种逼不得以的习惯.

曾经听一位医生说过,
马来西亚的气候不定.
我们这种鼻子敏感患者的鼻子是属于迟钝型的,
它来不及适应常变的气候, 就闹脾气, 常常鼻子痒痒的,
誓必作出无声抗议

另外,
你曾经看见人家的鼻毛过长, 鼻毛外露吗?
你是不是觉得这样很不雅观呢?
那你就错啦!
Radio报道, 如果一个人的鼻毛很长,
那就证明他对环境的适应能力很强.
为什么?我忘了. * Pai Seh *
Quoted from ikzq comment:
the reason of having long nose hair is called as evolution process. juz like human are from monkey, Cats are from tiger and lizard are from dinosour. They need to suite themselves to meet the basic requirement of living. [Thank you, ikzq. ^_^]
嘿嘿.. 赶快去照照镜子, 看看你的鼻毛够不够长. Go Go Go! 哈!
Aiya.. 我的鼻毛很短哦!
那证明我的鼻子即迟钝, 适应力也很差.
难怪一年365天, 我就包了300天的云吞,
另外65天是它在休息. 哈哈..
(所以, 我不喜欢吃云吞, 因为我常常在包啊!XD)

有一位朋友曾经因为鼻子敏感而动手术.
据他说, 医生在他的鼻梁上打一枝针还是什么之类的.
(我忘了, 大概是这样.)
注射时, 痛到他眼泪都猛飙出来!痛死了!
动完手术后, 果然好很多.
可是三个月后, 还是恢复那迟钝质的鼻子. >_<

还有还有,
记得很久以前从报章上看见一篇报道,
一些鼻子敏感患者相信鼻子痒痒是因为里面有
治疗方法是烧一撮香(拜神用的香),
把那撮香靠近鼻孔, 以烟醺的的方式逼鼻子里的虫出来!
那报道还附上了照片.
Aiyer.. 一条一条, 肥肥白白的虫掉在那撮香的下面. 鸡皮疙瘩啊!
以前还小, 会相信那是真的.
现在想想, 哪儿来这么多虫啊?
鼻子和喉咙是相通的, 有时侯虫儿会在喉咙散步吗?
要不是在喉咙, 那就在脑袋里面玩捉迷藏啰!
这方法的可信度很低, 如果不小心被烟醺坏鼻子, 可能会丧失嗅觉啊.
试不得, 试不得.

其实鼻涕直流时, 可以试下几个方法:
1. 找太阳!最好是中午的太阳, 因为够热, 站在太阳底下就像将鼻涕溶解那样, 呼吸通顺许多. * Highly recommended *
2. 喝热水. 我觉得水越热越好. 虽然是蛮烫嘴的, 但是慢慢喝, 你会感到好很多.
3. Vicks. 就如广告所播的, 搽搽胸口, 喉咙, 鼻梁. 会感觉辣辣的, 蛮舒服. 但是我不喜欢, 因为粘粘的. 所以可以试着用风油, 可是味道很强烈.
** 以上建议只属我多年的经验, 不一定适合所有人. 生病了, 还是去看医生比较好.


你觉得他的鼻涕像红毛丹(rambutan)吗? 哈!!!
我从网上找了这图片好久.

这曾经是我喜爱的图片,

因为他的样子有点像蜡笔小新(Crayon Shin),
还有, 和我一样, 流鼻涕!! 哈哈..

看着这宝宝的图片觉得很有趣吧?
其实无时无刻挂着鼻涕是一件非常辛苦的事.
我从小就吃很多Vitamin的药, 很多直销公司的药都试过了.
这鼻子就是很顽固. 没办法.
(也许是我自己懒惰, 没有定时吃药? =P)
无论如何, 如果你拥有或听说任何灵丹妙药, 或独门偏方,
不妨留言, 让我和其他同病相怜的朋友参考.
谢谢哦!^_^


8 comments:

Angie Tan said...

** PENGSAN **

I think you need to see doctor liao.... Maybe I recommend drliew @ drliew.net. Kekeke.. (^___^)

Hope you feel better-la.. I also pao some wantan yesterday evening oso.. *sigh*.. Itu asap-la... Jerebu my mind, eyes and nose.. Haiii...

ikzq said...

the reason of having long nose hair is called as evolution process. juz like human are from monkey, Cats are from tiger and lizard are from dinosour. They need to suite themselves to meet the basic requirement of living.

Anyway the surgery ur fren goes thru is for sinus (if i spell correctly). it remove some kind of things from the nose and tata no more wan tan.

U know those Vicks stick? the one that u open up and plug into ur nose so the wantan making process can be on hold. Try that it works u know hahhahah.

[NottY]Nee said...

ehh
last time right, you say you want to invent one thing for this, you remember ah?
about the toilet roll geh ler, you say can make it continue roll to the another side, where you can put your nose on top of it, so you no need manually bao wan tan, it done for you. ^^
can draw out ah?

jaNeSSe said...

angie, drliew.net is the real doctor ah? Later will go there to have a look.. hehe.. Ya lo, jerebu, drink more water and take care ya. ^_^

ikzq, my mom forbids us to use Vicks stick, she thinks that will make the 鼻孔 wider. haha.. Anyway, thanks so much for your information. He!

pianonee, asked me to draw ah? >_< Actually that 1 already invented by someone, I think I have received an email about that. Let me find this out, then I will post it up ya. =)

ikzq said...

hrmmmmm an invention to bao wan tan automatically... INteresting Interesting

Anonymous said...

對於喝熱燒水,我是挺贊同的。常常都會這樣河,尤其發病前,可以防感冒,不錯用哦~!

Angie Tan said...

Ehhh!!! Dr Liew, a real life doctor who blogs (need to register-wan), but I think you will die of laughter or heartsick when you go to his clinic.

Ehhh... I think 1st step to get the auto-bao-wantan machine is to tape a toilet roll on your head, so when you sneeze, the toilet paper will roll down in front of your face... just wipe, bao and throw.... (^__^)

jaNeSSe said...

Aiya? Seem like many of you are interested in that so called "auto-bao-wantan machine" wo.. Haha..
Come come.. we all invent the machine and sell it, surely earn alotz of $$$$. Wahaha...

車太炫, 你来啦? 欢迎光临哦. ^_^

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