Monday, November 06, 2006

听听他喊什么

昨天到附近的 Giant Hypermarket 补充粮食.
在水果部里, 不停传来一段蛮响亮的叫卖声.
(一个悬挂在架子上的"大声公"把预录好的一段话不停地播放.)


久违的SAMMI Nike眉.. 哈哈哈哈..

这一段叫卖声蛮吸引的哦.
许多人都不禁停下脚步, 仔细聆听这一段叫卖.
其实这段叫卖声一点儿也不特别,
他没有说周年大放送, 买1 kilo1 kilo;
他的声音也不是很有磁性或很性感那种;
我们又看不到他是否是一个超级大帅哥.
那到底为什么会如此吸引呢?
他的特别之处就在于根本没有人听得懂他在喊什么! =.=
多数人听了以后,
都会眉头皱一皱, 然后呈现一脸不解的表情. * 包括我. *


听见一女儿对母亲说: "so cheap or so sweet?"
(水果部, 人来人往, 所以当场听得不清楚是cheap还是sweet.)
还有一女马来售货员对着伙伴说: "Dia jerit apa so sweet?.."

我特地站在架子下仔细听,
还是听不懂他在卖什么东西咧.
我没兴趣于49 cents, 我只想知道那是什么物品.
这架子下摆着不同大小的橙、葡萄柚(Grapefruit).
总之是一片橙色的.
听着听着, 也不觉得他在叫卖 O-range 啊.
到现在听了又听, 还是听不懂. =.=

你也想听?
好啊. 你试一试听啰.
(也许会load得很慢, 请耐心等待. ^_^)

注意: 这只会有声音, 没有画面的.
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我听见什么"U.S. pack.. 49 cents only.. very sweet.."
我反复想了许多水果, 都想不到一种和"U.S. pack"相近的水果名. =.=
到底是什么呢?

你听见了什么? 你觉得是什么东西?
告诉我吧.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

哈哈哈!!
giant没有钱到叫那些孟加拉或印尼外劳,或者本地印度人来喊这段话吗? 哈哈..好好笑..
我也听不懂也,是不是"U.S Grape, 49 cent, very sweet?" 但是你有说全部橙色的,grape跟grapefruit又不一样,没有理由是"U.S Grape"啊~~ 难道他缩短到grapefruit变成grape? 也没有可能是grape啦,哪里有酱便宜的grape?49cent列..

**抓头

Anonymous said...

less than 49 cents orange very sweet. anpunene.... hahahaha..

Lee Keong

Anonymous said...

less than 49 cents very sweet, less than 49 cents very cheap, less than 49 cents orange very sweet.

Cant tahan the slang lah.. hahahah.. very funny... the full version hahaha... got rhythm somemore....

Lee Keong

Anonymous said...

very funny lolz~~~
that sound is indian??
haha.....very sweet~~~

jaNeSSe said...

蛋塔公主, US Grape? 嗯.. 蛮像的. 但是葡萄有这样便宜吗? US 的咧, imported..

Lee Keong, "less than"?? Similar meh? I don think so wo.. You try to find an ANG MO to listen.. hahah..

Oscar said...

hahahaha~~~i know !!

"sek sek,49 cents only, very funny"
"sek sek,49 cents, very sweet"

wakakakakakakakakak

jaNeSSe said...

wengjen, I guess is an Indian.. Haha..

Oscar, your answer is totally out la.. =.=|||

Anonymous said...

i think that wat he trying to promote... just the funny slang.... hahahha.... mayb my english also sound funny to westener...hahahha...


Lee Keong

Anonymous said...

my frens come to my house n i ask them to listen to it. none of them know wat he trying to say. hahahaha.. all i heard is wat the fuck he talking??? hahahha

Lee Keong

jaNeSSe said...

LeeKeong, Hahahahaha.. maybe we should ask an Indian fren to listen. Ha! Giant's boss should quit the guy liao, since nobody knows what he is shouting. =.=

Anonymous said...

haha.. like pasar malam. All so sweet sour one no need to sell aa?

jaNeSSe said...

xetajones, you know what he is selling mer? Haha..

[NottY]BuBBLe said...

janesse, 这里应该有你想要的答案=)
http://jm.chinaplay.org/jtgj/jtgj11.htm

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